EXTENDING YOUR RUNTIME
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Fully Claude-pilled? Pushing 50 commits a day but haven't stood up since Tuesday? commit --irl injects an orange workout heatmap right under your GitHub graph. Hijack your dopamine loop and obsess over your physical health exactly like your code.
@100x_Slacker
"Claude generates 10,000 lines of code for me before lunch. I used to pretend I was too busy to work out, but now I literally just supervise an LLM. commit --irl forces me to do squats while the AI builds my microservices."
@PromptKidd
"My LOC output went up 500% thanks to Codex. My daily step count dropped to 42. commit --irl is the only thing keeping my physical form from permanently fusing with my Herman Miller chair."
@ShipItAndSit
"I shipped an entire SaaS this weekend using AI. I also didn't see the sun. Stacking these orange squares next to my green ones is my new Vitamin D."
How it works
Three steps. No setup drama.
Auth & Install
Sign in with GitHub and install the extension. Give us secure access to your profile, and we'll give you a visual representation of how little you go outside.
Log the AFK Time
Go lift something heavy, run in a straight line, or just touch grass. Log your minutes on your profile page.
Chase the Orange Squares
The extension injects a blazing orange exercise heatmap right below your green code graph. Keep both lit up. Two heatmaps, one obsession.
Zero contributions to your body this year?
commit --irl. Your body won't refactor itself.